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Title: Stick, stuck, framed
Post by: Kepy on August 06, 2010, 06:28:51 pm

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.

                            After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.

                            She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode.

                            As she tried to stand up, she realized the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the commode seat.

                            About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

                            Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts.  Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital emergency room.

                            The ER doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her.  Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,  'Well, doctor, I just bet you have never seen anything like this                              before.'

                            The doctor replied,  'Actually, I have seen lots of them.  I just never saw one 'mounted and framed' before.'

Title: Re: Stick, stuck, framed
Post by: Russ C on August 06, 2010, 06:37:46 pm

OMG, good one there. LMAO  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Stick, stuck, framed
Post by: dgman on August 06, 2010, 08:05:03 pm

I'm LOL :D :D :D That's a good one!

Title: Re: Stick, stuck, framed
Post by: GrayBeard on August 06, 2010, 10:36:44 pm

I've got the sliding door open and even the neighbors across the lake heard me laughing!!!!

That is a WINNER!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: Stick, stuck, framed
Post by: Dawie on August 07, 2010, 03:04:52 am

 :D ;DSuper LOL.
David

Title: Re: Stick, stuck, framed
Post by: Marcellarius on August 07, 2010, 05:20:51 am

realy funny LOL  ;D

Title: Re: Stick, stuck, framed
Post by: Rightarm on August 08, 2010, 01:28:59 am

     Thats a good one. Dave 8)

Title: Re: Stick, stuck, framed
Post by: daneklund on August 08, 2010, 11:21:25 am

Good one!