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Title: A good shot!
Post by: Rapid Roger on August 06, 2010, 01:52:13 pm

Vic stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole  for what seemed to be an eternity. He waggled, stood, waggled, backed off, steped up, and waggled again for several minutes.
Finally Jim said, "What's the problem?"
"My wife is watching me from the balcony on the club house and, I want to make a pefect shot." replied Vic.
"Get serious!" said Jim."You can't hit her from here!!!"

Rog

Title: Re: A good shot!
Post by: Dawie on August 06, 2010, 02:47:49 pm

 :D LOL.
David

Title: Re: A good shot!
Post by: Marcellarius on August 06, 2010, 02:48:48 pm

I like this kind of jokes!

LOL  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: A good shot!
Post by: GrayBeard on August 06, 2010, 03:39:11 pm

Golfer tees off, shouts "FORE" and sure enough hits a woman standing in the fairway.
As he approaches the woman's husband yells, "You idiot you hit my wife with your golf ball!"

So the guy who hit the tee shot calmly reaches in his golf bag, pulls out a brand new Titleist, hands it to the irate husband and says,
"Here, take a shot at mine!"

<rimshot>

~~~GB~~~