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Title: For the Women....
Post by: GrayBeard on August 06, 2010, 11:11:37 am
=: FOR WOMEN ONLY :=

~ Reason to smile: every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobic class pulls a hamstring.

~ Women over 50 don't have babies, because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

~ One of life's mysteries is how a 2 lb box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

~ The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

~ Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

~ I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

~ I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

~ If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
Title: Re: For the Women....
Post by: Dawie on August 06, 2010, 12:38:23 pm
I know it says women only, but could not resist and stil have a grin on my face, thanks GB. ;D
David
Title: Re: For the Women....
Post by: Marcellarius on August 06, 2010, 02:54:43 pm
LOL ;D :D ;D

btw,  I'm not a women, but some things refer to me to 8)

(http://members.multimania.nl/kwikie/hpbimg/loseweight.jpg)
Title: Re: For the Women....
Post by: Judy Hunter on August 06, 2010, 04:34:37 pm
Hey Marcellarius.   I loive that picture!!! I think it is a very close relative of mine. ;D
Title: Re: For the Women....
Post by: dgman on August 06, 2010, 05:53:24 pm
Hey Judy, are you saying that you have alot of body hair? ::)
Title: Re: For the Women....
Post by: Judy Hunter on August 06, 2010, 09:20:57 pm
Hey dgman....Hair wasn't the bodily attribute I had in mind, although it would come in handy in the winter time here in ND.  :)
Title: Re: For the Women....
Post by: julief on August 07, 2010, 07:20:30 am
Hey dgman, That's just wrong!  I got your back, Judy.
Title: Re: For the Women....
Post by: Judy Hunter on August 07, 2010, 09:44:10 am
 :D Thanks