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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on August 06, 2010, 11:11:37 am
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=: FOR WOMEN ONLY :=
~ Reason to smile: every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobic class pulls a hamstring.
~ Women over 50 don't have babies, because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
~ One of life's mysteries is how a 2 lb box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
~ The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
~ Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
~ I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
~ I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
~ If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
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I know it says women only, but could not resist and stil have a grin on my face, thanks GB. ;D
David
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LOL ;D :D ;D
btw, I'm not a women, but some things refer to me to 8)
(http://members.multimania.nl/kwikie/hpbimg/loseweight.jpg)
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Hey Marcellarius. I loive that picture!!! I think it is a very close relative of mine. ;D
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Hey Judy, are you saying that you have alot of body hair? ::)
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Hey dgman....Hair wasn't the bodily attribute I had in mind, although it would come in handy in the winter time here in ND. :)
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Hey dgman, That's just wrong! I got your back, Judy.
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:D Thanks