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Title: Bad news and worse news
Post by: Charlie Dearing on August 05, 2010, 09:23:06 pm

A doctor calls a patient
Dr- "Hey, Bob, I have bad news and worse news"
Bob- "Ugh, what are they?"
Dr- "Bad news is...you have 24 hours to live"
Bob- "Well, what's the worse news?"
Dr- "I tried to call you yesterday!"

Title: Re: Bad news and worse news
Post by: dgman on August 05, 2010, 09:31:43 pm

That's a funny one Charlie!! ;D ;D

Title: Re: Bad news and worse news
Post by: Dawie on August 06, 2010, 12:00:40 am

Poor guy. LOL.
David