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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Russ C on August 05, 2010, 04:33:46 pm
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Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to get out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the
house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife that I would build
her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word, they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you
had to do to get out fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm clock for 5:30 am. When it buzzed, I
shut it off, gave the wife a slap on her rump, and said, 'Fishing or
Sex?'"
She said, "Wear sun block."
:o :o :o :o :o :o
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Great one Russ. Thanks
David