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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on August 03, 2010, 08:19:24 am

Title: The $2.99 Special!
Post by: GrayBeard on August 03, 2010, 08:19:24 am
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.   

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
       
  DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
  WE'VE been  around the block more than once!
Title: Re: The $2.99 Special!
Post by: julief on August 03, 2010, 08:25:26 am
Smart girl.  Ever notice it costs more to buy a small burger, small fries and  small drink that a giant meal?
Title: Re: The $2.99 Special!
Post by: Russ C on August 03, 2010, 09:50:12 am
LOL, Good one.  ::)
Title: Re: The $2.99 Special!
Post by: Dawie on August 03, 2010, 12:57:40 pm
 ;D Another good one.
david