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Title: The "Black Bra" ..... <PG>
Post by: GrayBeard on August 03, 2010, 08:15:52 am
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'

Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office. I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said, ?


"WHATS FOR SUPPER, ZORRO?"
Title: Re: The "Black Bra" ..... <PG>
Post by: Marcellarius on August 03, 2010, 08:43:15 am
Nice joke GB, or isn't it?....
....please tell me the married woman wasn't your wife  8)
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Post by: GrayBeard on August 03, 2010, 08:50:32 am
NOPE! No wife for me...Had 2 and no more....
I tell any lady I go out with if it gets serious,
"There will be your place, my place but NO Our Place!"

~~~GB~~~

I have, however, learned Never to say NEVER!
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Post by: Russ C on August 03, 2010, 09:48:07 am
LOL, I guess you could say they have been married way to long.  ::)
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Post by: Dawie on August 03, 2010, 12:59:55 pm
LOL. GB you did it again.
David
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Post by: thumbs on August 03, 2010, 05:43:22 pm
too funny, GB too funny--Richard aka thumbs
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Post by: northie66 on August 03, 2010, 06:23:39 pm
Hahaha!  Good one!
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Post by: chief on August 03, 2010, 09:02:00 pm
If my wife answered the door dressed like that I wouldnt even get the door shut.
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Post by: dgman on August 03, 2010, 10:03:16 pm
If my wife answered the door dressed like that, I'd have a caniption! I come in through the garage door!