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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on August 03, 2010, 08:15:52 am
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office. I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said, ?
"WHATS FOR SUPPER, ZORRO?"
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Nice joke GB, or isn't it?....
....please tell me the married woman wasn't your wife 8)
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NOPE! No wife for me...Had 2 and no more....
I tell any lady I go out with if it gets serious,
"There will be your place, my place but NO Our Place!"
~~~GB~~~
I have, however, learned Never to say NEVER!
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LOL, I guess you could say they have been married way to long. ::)
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LOL. GB you did it again.
David
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too funny, GB too funny--Richard aka thumbs
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Hahaha! Good one!
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If my wife answered the door dressed like that I wouldnt even get the door shut.
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If my wife answered the door dressed like that, I'd have a caniption! I come in through the garage door!