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Title: Thoughts to Ponder
Post by: Chase on August 02, 2010, 07:09:03 pm
Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without gleem in his eye, make him a sandwich ..

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."

Submitted by Chase
Title: Re: Thoughts to Ponder
Post by: Russ C on August 02, 2010, 07:18:23 pm
Good one chase. LMAO  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: Thoughts to Ponder
Post by: dgman on August 02, 2010, 08:46:56 pm
I don't know Chase, It seems like my older age is lasting longer that my younger age! :o
Title: Re: Thoughts to Ponder
Post by: Dawie on August 03, 2010, 01:13:01 am
Thanks Chase liked it. ;D
David
Title: Re: Thoughts to Ponder
Post by: northie66 on August 03, 2010, 07:25:42 am
Hahaha!  They were good chase!