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Title: Big and little telephone
Post by: Dawie on August 01, 2010, 01:02:48 pm

What did the big telephone say to the little telephone?
David

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: dgman on August 01, 2010, 01:27:39 pm

I don't know David, What did the big telephone say to the little telephone?

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Dawie on August 01, 2010, 03:36:37 pm

You're to young to be engaged.
David

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Charlie Dearing on August 01, 2010, 05:43:52 pm

Ok, I'll say it...........Um, I don't get it

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: dgman on August 01, 2010, 06:23:07 pm

It must be a Dutch thing? ???

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: northie66 on August 01, 2010, 07:07:25 pm

I don't get it either.   ???

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Russ C on August 01, 2010, 08:11:54 pm

You're to young to be turned on!!!!!!  ::) Duhhhhhhhhhhhh  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Dawie on August 02, 2010, 02:00:39 am

Thanks Russ.
David

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Marcellarius on August 02, 2010, 03:01:14 pm

Quote from: dgman on August 01, 2010, 06:23:07 pm

It must be a Dutch thing? ???

sorry dgman, must react to thisone: sohere comes a dutch thing :D

Wat moet je doen als je schoonmoeder uit de keuken komt?
?
?
?
De ketting korter maken.  ;D

the only thing to do now is find someone who will translate 8)
 

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Dawie on August 02, 2010, 03:35:52 pm

Shall I or Shall I not? ;D That is the question :P
David

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Charlie Dearing on August 02, 2010, 05:08:59 pm

Translated: "What must you do comes as your mother-in-law from the kitchen?  ?  ?  ?  The chains shorter make.  Grin

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Russ C on August 02, 2010, 05:20:05 pm

Thats kind of what I got to Charlie!  ???

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: dgman on August 02, 2010, 08:50:41 pm

Yeah thats what I got and still don't get it!

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Dawie on August 03, 2010, 01:06:59 am

Not bad you guys. There's a saying that mothers and especially MIL belong in the kitchen.
So
What do you do when your MIL comes out the kitchen. Shorten the chain.
But most of you got there on your own good for you.
David

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Marcellarius on August 03, 2010, 02:07:43 am

I don't know how it is in the states, but in holland your MIL is always a painful subject..... :D

so what do you need to do when your MIL is stumbling in the backyard....????



shoot again 8)

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: northie66 on August 03, 2010, 07:23:35 am

I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas... but she wouldn't plug it in.

(I really love my MIL though. She's awesome!)

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: julief on August 03, 2010, 07:31:40 am

Hey! I AM a mother-in-law.

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Wandascroller on August 04, 2010, 09:45:06 am

LOL So am I. A nice one I hope!!

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: julief on August 04, 2010, 01:51:57 pm

I introduced my son to my daughter in law - if i have a complaint - it's my own fault.  Son in law is my workshop buddy.  I got lucky with both.

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Dawie on August 04, 2010, 02:42:57 pm

I like the way a question about two telephones turns into talking about MILs. Marcellarius you started something here mate. LOL.
David

Title: Re: Big and little telephone
Post by: Russ C on August 04, 2010, 10:00:54 pm

I am surprised no one is mad at my post here !!!!!!!  8)