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Title: Tee Time!
Post by: GrayBeard on July 31, 2010, 01:06:11 pm

A  man and his wife walked into a dentist's  office.

The man said to  the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two
Buddies sitting  out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget
About the  anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just
Want you to  pull the tooth, and be done with it!  We have a 10:00 AM  tee  Time
at  the best golf  course in  town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have
time to wait for the anesthetic  to work!'

The dentist  thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave
man asking  to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the
pain."

So the dentist  asks him, "Which tooth is it  sir?"



The man turned  to his wife and said,
"Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

Title: Re: Tee Time!
Post by: dgman on July 31, 2010, 01:56:02 pm

And thats when the fight started! ::) ;D ;D

Title: Re: Tee Time!
Post by: Dawie on July 31, 2010, 03:43:05 pm

I think I would like to tee him off if I was the wife.
David.

Title: Re: Tee Time!
Post by: northie66 on July 31, 2010, 04:19:56 pm

Do you have anger issues toward women?   ;)

Title: Re: Tee Time!
Post by: GrayBeard on July 31, 2010, 04:43:14 pm

Are you addressing moi?

~~~GB~~~

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Post by: jimbo on July 31, 2010, 08:12:57 pm

golf canceled
Jimbo

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Post by: Russ C on July 31, 2010, 09:17:32 pm

Fight started  ??? NHAO , I would have.  ::) ::) ::)

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Post by: Marcellarius on August 01, 2010, 08:40:02 am

very nice GB  :D