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Title: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: Kepy on July 30, 2010, 05:09:50 pm
Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman

    A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things

    went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.



    One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and

    screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried. Then she yelled, "If I'm going

    to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on

    this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"



    For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in

    the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stood up in the rear of the

    plane.



    He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.



    Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,

    one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled

    across his chest. She gasped... Then, he spoke...



    "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: northie66 on July 30, 2010, 06:36:46 pm
Oh man... what a let down!   :'(
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: GrayBeard on July 30, 2010, 06:48:02 pm
I think the term in that case would be "Put-Down"!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: dgman on July 30, 2010, 08:34:05 pm
Funny funny funny!
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: Russ C on July 30, 2010, 08:37:12 pm
 "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."  Now thats what I am talking about.,,,, LOL , LOL   :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: northie66 on July 30, 2010, 09:42:38 pm
Just remember, we women live longer.  So when you're all senile, you'll be eating Alpo my friends.   Better treat your women right!  ;D
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: Judy Hunter on July 30, 2010, 09:44:57 pm
I had a wonderful mental visual going all the way til the end.  then the visual continued with a 2x4 upside his head.
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: dgman on July 30, 2010, 10:11:12 pm
Just remember, we women live longer.  So when you're all senile, you'll be eating Alpo my friends.   Better treat your women right!  ;D
You wouldn't do that to hubby Janet, Would you? ::)
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: Dawie on July 31, 2010, 02:41:33 am
LOL.
David
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: northie66 on July 31, 2010, 06:11:19 am
If you'd talk to him, he'd say my cooking already tastes like Alpo.  :P
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: Russ C on July 31, 2010, 07:23:44 am
That's the reason I do 90% of the cooking at my house.  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
Post by: dgman on July 31, 2010, 12:01:22 pm
Yeah Me too Russ! ::)