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Title: A Fish Tale
Post by: crusty59 on July 29, 2010, 12:08:37 pm
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. "We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the Mounties.
   
 "Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted. The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."
   
 
  The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her."

      Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"
      The Mountie said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
Title: Re: A Fish Tale
Post by: GrayBeard on July 29, 2010, 12:35:47 pm
Gross! But very Funny!!!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: A Fish Tale
Post by: Dawie on July 29, 2010, 01:33:22 pm
OOOPPPS! :o
David
Title: Re: A Fish Tale
Post by: Russ C on July 29, 2010, 02:13:56 pm
That's not gross, that is funny right there, don't care what anybody thinks bout that. LMAO   :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: A Fish Tale
Post by: Judy Hunter on July 29, 2010, 02:18:15 pm
Made me laugh so loud the dog even paid attention.
Title: Re: A Fish Tale
Post by: GrayBeard on July 29, 2010, 02:40:33 pm
If you have ever been involved with pulling out a 'floater' you know it is GROSS!!!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: A Fish Tale
Post by: Marcellarius on July 29, 2010, 05:25:10 pm
LOL

didn't saw this comming,
 ;D

Title: Re: A Fish Tale
Post by: northie66 on July 29, 2010, 06:37:14 pm
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A Fish Tale
Post by: dgman on July 29, 2010, 08:24:51 pm
A floater! God that sound gross! :-\
Title: Re: A Fish Tale
Post by: GrayBeard on July 29, 2010, 08:50:09 pm
It is GROSS!!!

Lost my lunch the first time!
Still had to help get her into the body bag!

2nd time was one that had been in the water about three weeks!
That was REALLY GROSS but I held on to my dinner that night cause it was very cold and didn't smell!

RightArm can probably tell you of worse things from fire but I found them easier than floaters.

~~~GrayBeard~~~