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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: daneklund on July 29, 2010, 02:37:09 am
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38 things you would never hear a Redneck say
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38. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
37. Duct tape won't fix that.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my hair is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on a floppy disk.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too old to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Moonbeam.
1. Elvis who?
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LOL,,,,,You got that right. ::)
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"Raht hon, Bubba"
~~~GB~~~
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LOL.
David
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HAHAHA! But I have to admit, I don't know who Richard Petty is. The only Petty I know is Tom.
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Waell I'm guessin' you hain't no redneck, missy Janet...
Richard was one of the most famous NASCAR drivers of all time!
An' Ahm bettin' y'all hain't got no 72 Plumouth on blocks in yer front yahrd neither!
~~~GB~~~
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They call him King Richard. I used to watch him go in a striate line through the "S's" at ole Riverside Raceway back in my high school days.
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I ain't into Nascar at all. I'll probably get alot of flack for saying this but I don't find driving around in a circle a sport. To me it's more like traffic.
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Thats OK Janet! I love NASCAR and have since High school but that doesn't mean I'm a redneck!
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I am more in tune with the local dirt track circuit where NASCAR started than the big deal super-duper guys in the million dollar cars.
I like the guys you meet at the local diner, roadhouse or the Pep Boys store!
~~~GB~~~
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Just to clarify things, the only reason I might be a redneck is cuz of the Arizona sun. ;)
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Hey Eclipse, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being a redneck, I'm just not one!
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I R,,,,,and I love Nascar too. Up untill the economy went to hell and construction all but stopped, I owned three race cars. 8)