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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on July 28, 2010, 10:16:09 pm
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Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger, women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore... under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found?
A:Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly.... wrinkles?
A:Take off your glasses, then you can't see them.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless... It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?
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" We could certainly slow the aging process
down if it had to work its way through Congress."
-- Will Rogers
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GB You are ,,,,,,,,,, I forgot what I was going to say,,,,,,LMAO
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LMAO at menopause in the Bible!
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I still have three years before I have to worry about most of those.( wifey going through the menopause thing).
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To much in that posting for me to remember
jimbo
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BTDT ("Been There Done That"....for people who don't know what that means)
Rog
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Our own GB is at it again. Thanks GB.
David