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Title: The Panda
Post by: northie66 on July 27, 2010, 10:12:19 pm

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."

The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

Title: Re: The Panda
Post by: Russ C on July 27, 2010, 10:29:48 pm

"Eats shoots and leaves." ROFLMAO.   ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: The Panda
Post by: dgman on July 27, 2010, 11:13:36 pm

Well Well well, Janet is telling jokes now! Good one Janet, Keep it up! ;D

Title: Re: The Panda
Post by: jimbo on July 27, 2010, 11:14:18 pm

Yeh rite hahaha
Jimbo

Title: Re: The Panda
Post by: daneklund on July 28, 2010, 12:46:01 am

Good one Janet!   :D :D

Title: Re: The Panda
Post by: Dawie on July 28, 2010, 02:03:36 am

LOL thanks Janet.
David

Title: Re: The Panda
Post by: GrayBeard on July 28, 2010, 08:48:26 am

Janet...you need to go on a diet if you are afraid of the Telly adding 10 pounds.
We definitely have a "Scroll Saw Comedy Jam" group here!

Keep them coming!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: The Panda
Post by: campasano on July 28, 2010, 11:03:54 am

Jane, I loved it but I think you have been hanging with chase and GB too long I'm afraid there is no turning back. You three add spice into the forum and I really enjoy the chuckles it brings me while I have my morning coffee. Thanks

Mike

Title: Re: The Panda
Post by: Rightarm on July 28, 2010, 07:47:53 pm

    Janet. You really are a funny girl. Dave :o