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Title: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
Post by: GrayBeard on July 27, 2010, 12:24:42 pm
Girl:       'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' 

Boy:       'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' 

Girl:       'We aren't married yet.'


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 Son:       'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 

Mom:    'Well, you have done the right thing.' 

Son:       'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' 

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?

He looked at her from head to toe and replied,
"I like your sense of humour?" 
Title: Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
Post by: Dawie on July 27, 2010, 12:28:44 pm
GB according to me you have a huge jar somewhere labeled "jokes". You keep coming up with these goodies. Thanks.
David
Title: Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
Post by: Marcellarius on July 27, 2010, 01:03:44 pm
 ;)

Youre jokes make my day shine GB!
Title: Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
Post by: GrayBeard on July 27, 2010, 01:11:14 pm
Where they all come from?!?!?!?

I just spent 3 days with all my family in Oklahoma.
As part of the reunion we ALL traded email addresses.

Left there Monday morning and by the time I got home last night my email box was flooded with stories, many of which I can post and a lot that I cannot!

I have lots of resources and I like to chuckle and laugh out loud so I pass them on for others.

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
Post by: Dragonlord85 on July 27, 2010, 02:27:33 pm
a few more...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What ' s on TV?" I said, "Dust."

My wife said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds..' I bought her a scale.



Title: Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
Post by: Russ C on July 27, 2010, 04:47:43 pm
You guys crack me up.,,,,,,,,,,,Darn my arm just fell off,,,,,,,,,, LMAO  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
Post by: northie66 on July 27, 2010, 05:53:08 pm
My hubby asked, "Would you still love me if I were fat and ugly?".

To which I responded, "Of course!  And I'd miss you too!"
Title: Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
Post by: jimbo on July 27, 2010, 06:12:10 pm
and then the fight started
Jimbo
Title: Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
Post by: Marcellarius on July 28, 2010, 08:10:53 am
Quote from: jimbo on July 27, 2010, 06:12:10 pm
and then the fight started
Jimbo
don't worry Janet, you probably can outrun a fat man.....
lets hope that he will miss you to then, ( if he's using a gun 8) )