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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on July 27, 2010, 12:18:35 pm

Title: "PRIDE"....
Post by: GrayBeard on July 27, 2010, 12:18:35 pm

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I made love to each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'

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Post by: Dawie on July 27, 2010, 12:25:16 pm

Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
Love it.
David

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Post by: Marcellarius on July 27, 2010, 01:05:18 pm

 8)

perfect!

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Post by: Russ C on July 27, 2010, 05:04:19 pm

Well at least I have allot to look forward too. LMAO  ::)

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Post by: northie66 on July 27, 2010, 05:40:22 pm

HAHAHA!  That was a good one!

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Post by: jimbo on July 27, 2010, 06:13:46 pm

Imagine who he will tell when he's a 100
Jimbo

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Post by: chief on July 27, 2010, 09:30:29 pm

I dont care how I am I would tell everybody too.   Except my wife.

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Post by: Kepy on July 27, 2010, 09:53:47 pm

I just had to send this one to a 92 year old cousin.  She is the source of a lot of the jokes I receive.

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Post by: northie66 on July 27, 2010, 09:59:44 pm

chief kisses and tells.  I'll make a note of that.   ;)