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Title: The "Lemon Squeeze"!!!
Post by: GrayBeard on July 27, 2010, 12:12:48 pm

There once was a very pretty and religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'


The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said,
'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said,
     'No, but it will wipe that silly grin off of your face.'

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Post by: Dawie on July 27, 2010, 12:30:39 pm

 ;D ;D ;D
David

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Post by: Marcellarius on July 27, 2010, 12:58:46 pm

HAHAHA

Marcel

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Post by: Russ C on July 27, 2010, 05:09:11 pm

My mind was going in a totally another direction. So Forgive me, Father, for I am sinning at this very moment.  ::)  ::)  ::)

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Post by: Rightarm on July 28, 2010, 07:45:39 pm

    You guys kill me. Dave ;D

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Post by: northie66 on July 28, 2010, 08:10:50 pm

I was thinking the lemons were the chaser.  :o

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Post by: Russ C on July 28, 2010, 09:27:06 pm

Quote from: Janet on July 28, 2010, 08:10:50 pm

I was thinking the lemons were the chaser.  :o

LMAO ,,,, ROFLMAO,,, :o :o :o

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Post by: northie66 on July 28, 2010, 10:16:10 pm

Russ - I just noticed your website name.  The wood whisperer!  That's hilarious!

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Post by: jimbo on July 28, 2010, 10:34:25 pm

What do they chase?
Jimbo