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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on July 26, 2010, 06:08:44 pm

Title: Jet Fuel!
Post by: GrayBeard on July 26, 2010, 06:08:44 pm

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft
mechanics in  Galveston .

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with
nothing to do.

Bud said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink Jet fuel and get a
buzz. You wanna try it?'

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high Octane hootch and
got completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.  In
fact he feels GREAT!  NO hangover!
NO bad side effects.. Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'

Bud says, 'I feel great. How about you?'

Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'

Bud says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
ought to do this more often.'
'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'

'Have you farted yet?'


'No '

'Well, Try Not to, 'cause I'm in Denver .'

Title: Re: Jet Fuel!
Post by: dgman on July 26, 2010, 07:47:42 pm

Yeah, Graybeard is back!!

Title: Re: Jet Fuel!
Post by: Russ C on July 26, 2010, 09:09:55 pm

LMAO, no way. I would say stay away from open flames for sure.  8)

Title: Re: Jet Fuel!
Post by: Dawie on July 27, 2010, 05:30:36 am

Thanks GB. Still laughing. ;D
David