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Title: Who?
Post by: Dragonlord85 on July 21, 2010, 10:06:13 am

Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.   

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure??
 
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've Never had it confirmed..'

Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but Sometimes I wonder.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world!'
 
 
Jennifer Lopez followed and boasted ?it is true, it has been confirmed that I am the sexiest!!   
 
 
Brad Pitt walked in, head bent, tears in his eyes and asked, "Who the hell is Kevin Cozart?

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: cherie on July 21, 2010, 11:42:03 am

OMG!!!!  LOLx100

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: Dawie on July 21, 2010, 02:38:36 pm

Great one.
David

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: chief on July 21, 2010, 09:26:13 pm

Who is Kevin Cozart?

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: northie66 on July 21, 2010, 09:28:38 pm

Yeah, who is Kevin Cozart?

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: dgman on July 21, 2010, 10:48:33 pm

Yeah, Who the hell is Kevin Cozart?

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: jimbo on July 23, 2010, 03:26:33 am

Glad I didn't ask, didn't want to appear stupid
Jimbo
Yeh WHO THE HELL IS HE

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: Dawie on July 23, 2010, 05:17:38 am

I asumed he means Kevin Costner.
David

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: cherie on July 23, 2010, 10:45:27 am

I KNOW WHO HE IS!!!  You people cannot tell me that you don't know.  And no it is definalty not Kevin Costner.  LOL

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: northie66 on July 23, 2010, 05:25:39 pm

I definitely do not know who Kevin Cozart is... but I assume maybe he's better looking than Brad Pitt?  Well, I don't really find Brad attractive so that could be anybody.  Such as... Bruce.   ;D

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: dgman on July 23, 2010, 08:38:45 pm

Bruce? Bruce who? Who the hell is Bruce? ::)

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: Dragonlord85 on July 24, 2010, 11:22:36 pm

For those that do not know who Kevin Cozart is I can assure you you see a picture of him almost every day. And no it it is not Kevin Costner.

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: Dawie on July 24, 2010, 11:53:37 pm

I figured it out. Like it even more now I know. Must say Kevin Cozart is beter looking to me than Brad Pitt. The answer was right under my nose and I did not see it and that's all I'm saying. :P
David.

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: dgman on July 25, 2010, 12:24:10 am

Dragonlord you dog you! :o

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: northie66 on July 25, 2010, 05:43:52 am

That's it!  I googling kevin cozart!

UPDATE:   :o   LMAO!   ;D

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: Dawie on July 25, 2010, 10:33:24 am

You must have enjoyed this very much Kevin.
David

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: cherie on July 25, 2010, 11:06:54 am

And I knew who he was before all of you!!  LOL

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: daneklund on July 25, 2010, 11:16:03 am

Hmmmm!  Guess I'm just old and slow.  Looked him up and still don't know who he is.  Maybe I've been locked up in a broom closet for too long.  LOL.

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: Russ C on July 25, 2010, 11:22:06 am

Right with you EclipseScroller. Same here, I googled it and still don't have a clue.  ??? We must be missing something.  ::)

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: northie66 on July 25, 2010, 12:28:50 pm

You have to use GOOGLE IMAGES.  See anyone you know?   ;D

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: dunk on July 25, 2010, 12:39:18 pm

It took me a while but that is pretty funny.   :o

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: Dawie on July 25, 2010, 01:14:46 pm

Yes you did cherie, good for you ;).
David

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: Dragonlord85 on July 25, 2010, 01:31:20 pm

ROFLMAO!!!

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: cherie on July 25, 2010, 01:39:43 pm

Can we say yet????  I am just busting!!!

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: Dragonlord85 on July 25, 2010, 02:09:10 pm

I think most have figured it out now.

Title: Re: Who?
Post by: daneklund on July 25, 2010, 04:17:33 pm

Yes.  Even old and slow and with enough hints I got it.  Thanks Janet.