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Title: The Will!
Post by: tvman44 on March 02, 2015, 07:49:50 am

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
 
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with
 
him.
 
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in
 
place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he
 
begins to speak:
 
My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair
 
houses."
 
My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the
 
east end."
 
My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in
 
the City Centre."
 
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential
 
buildings on the banks of the river."
 
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not
 
realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the
 
nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been
 
such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this
 
property".
 
Sarah replies, "Property ? ... the old fool has a paper
 
route!"

Title: Re: The Will!
Post by: pddesertrat on March 02, 2015, 10:40:17 am

Good chuckle!!   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Will!
Post by: Marcellarius on March 03, 2015, 06:41:20 am

LOL, thanks for the laugh

Title: Re: The Will!
Post by: bkrajnak on March 03, 2015, 10:07:31 pm

LOL!!! Cant wait to share with the guys at work!