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Title: frustrated wife
Post by: newfie on February 09, 2015, 08:36:18 am

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to
spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short
skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a glass of wine.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs wide enough that her husband asks,

"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never saw the glass coming

Title: Re: frustrated wife
Post by: Judy Hunter on February 09, 2015, 11:54:55 am

 ;D Thank you so much ;D I have not laughed that hard in a ling time.

Title: Re: frustrated wife
Post by: pierre62 on February 09, 2015, 12:40:04 pm

Thats a good one.

Title: Re: frustrated wife
Post by: Keefie on February 10, 2015, 10:27:49 am

Love it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: frustrated wife
Post by: wombatie on February 14, 2015, 06:03:04 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg