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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Kepy on July 13, 2010, 06:07:06 am

Title: More Maxine
Post by: Kepy on July 13, 2010, 06:07:06 am

Maxine on "Driver Safety"

      "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......






      Maxine on "Lawn Care"

      "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."






      Maxine on "The Perfect Man"

      "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away..

      Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."






      Maxine on "Technology Revolution"

      "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."






      Maxine on "Aging"

      "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

Title: Re: More Maxine
Post by: cherie on July 13, 2010, 10:43:08 am

LOL.  I love Maxine.  Thanks Kepy.

Title: Re: More Maxine
Post by: Dawie on July 13, 2010, 01:56:55 pm

Never heard of Maxine, but enjoyed this. Thanks for introducing us.
David