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Title: My private part died
Post by: Kepy on July 12, 2010, 07:58:44 am

MY PRIVATE PART
DIED



An old
man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing
home.

One day he
appeared to be very sad and
depressed.

Nurse
Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes,
Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr.
Wallace.

'My
Private Part died today, and I am very
sad.'

Knowing
her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a
little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.
Wallace. Please accept my
condolences.'

The
following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
with his Private Part hanging out of his
pajamas.

He met
Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't
be walking down the hall like
that.

Please put
your Private Part back inside your
pajamas.'

'But,
Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you
yesterday that my Private Part
died.

'Yes,'
said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me that, but why is
it hanging out of your
pajamas?'


'Well,'
he replied, 'Today is the
viewing.'

Title: Re: My private part died
Post by: Russ C on July 12, 2010, 08:28:50 am

ROFLOL good one.  ::)

Title: Re: My private part died
Post by: Dawie on July 12, 2010, 08:52:42 am

Kepy you are starting to give GB a run for his money here. Thanks for posting.
David

Title: Re: My private part died
Post by: GrayBeard on July 12, 2010, 09:42:57 am

Hey this is not a 'competition!

Each one posted triggers the 'memory bank' and some more pop into the current 'window'!

If only I could post them ALL!!!!

How about an "Adults Only" section?

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: My private part died
Post by: northie66 on July 12, 2010, 05:26:41 pm

She should have told him if he insists on the viewing, tomorrow is the cremation!  hahaha!

Title: Re: My private part died
Post by: jimbo on July 12, 2010, 08:25:07 pm

Hey watch it you
Jimbo

Title: Re: My private part died
Post by: daneklund on July 12, 2010, 09:13:35 pm

Great one.  I will pass that on.

Title: Re: My private part died
Post by: cherie on July 12, 2010, 09:47:49 pm

Ouch, Janet that hurt just thinking about the cremation.  LOL.

Title: Re: My private part died
Post by: boxmaker on July 12, 2010, 11:10:51 pm

Poor old Mr. Wallace.

Title: Re: My private part died
Post by: cloetpatrick on July 13, 2010, 01:52:21 am

Quote from: Janet on July 12, 2010, 05:26:41 pm

She should have told him if he insists on the viewing, tomorrow is the cremation!  hahaha!

 ;D ;D ;D Ah ... not bad idea! ...  ;D ;D ;D