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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on July 10, 2010, 09:00:29 pm
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An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then
starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, 'Where are you going?'
He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.'
She says, 'Why, are you sick?'
He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that there Viagra stuff.'
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of
her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, 'Where the heck are you going'?
She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.'
He says, 'Why, what do you need?'
She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm
getting a Tetanus shot."
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Hey GrayBeard, I bet your not rusty! ::)
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NOPE!!!
Well Oiled!!!
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TMI!
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I could have said, "Well oiled, frequently"!
~~~GB~~~
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Yeah... or you could have said oiled by hand. :o
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JANET!!!!!
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GB where do you find all of these?
David
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David...that particular story was emailed to me by an 83 year old woman that used to be a very fine singer in a chorus I worked with.
To look at her you would not think she would EVER say anything like that!
I have lots of online friends and we swap stories back and forth almost daily.
~~~GB~~~
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You called dgman?