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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: newfie on July 03, 2014, 09:50:02 am
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The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to
death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bastard!"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, a
Newfie , Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes,
but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that
understood?"
The Newfie in the back of the court stands up and says,
"I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to
that asshole, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't
have one.
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Hi Newfie, are you sure the guy at the back of the court wasn't Scottish. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.
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Nah, pretty sure he was Irish!!!!
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i think it was a newfie,Scottish, & Irish all rolled in to one :) :) :)