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Title: Redneck Medical
Post by: ChuckD on June 30, 2014, 07:07:06 pm

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology. 

Medical Term      Redneck Definition
 
Artery          The study of paintings
 
Bacteria            Back door to cafeteria
 
Barium             What doctors do when patients die
 
Benign             What you be, after you be eight
 
Caesarean Section   A neighborhood in Rome
 
Cat scan                Searching for Kitty
 
Cauterize              Made eye contact with her
 
Colic                    A sheep dog
 
Coma                  A punctuation mark
 
Dilate                 To live long
 
Enema                Not a friend
 
Fester                 Quicker than someone else
 
Fibula                  A small lie
 
Impotent              Distinguished, well known
 
Labor Pain            Getting hurt at work
 
Medical Staff          A Doctor's cane
 
 
Let's see if the rednecks here can add more.
 

Title: Re: Redneck Medical
Post by: wombatie on July 01, 2014, 02:44:03 am

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Marg

Title: Re: Redneck Medical
Post by: BilltheDiver on July 01, 2014, 10:23:21 am

Lab work ----  retrieving ducks

flars    ---  either what you light as a warning device behind a stalled car, or something your wife puts on the table as a decoration