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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on July 08, 2010, 07:24:27 pm

Title: Underwear DUST!
Post by: GrayBeard on July 08, 2010, 07:24:27 pm

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out..
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'


She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

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Post by: Russ C on July 08, 2010, 07:47:12 pm

I have heard that one,,,,,, and every time I do ,,,,,,,,I LMAO.  8)

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Post by: jimbo on July 08, 2010, 09:51:09 pm

Yeh well poor fellow
Jimbo

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Post by: Dawie on July 09, 2010, 02:26:26 am

GB you did it again you put a smile on my face. Although SP beat you to it today by his answer to my post.
David

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Post by: cherie on July 09, 2010, 02:22:13 pm

That is just too funny.  Another oldie but a goodie.