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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on July 08, 2010, 07:14:59 pm

Title: STRESS sick leave....
Post by: GrayBeard on July 08, 2010, 07:14:59 pm

Sick Leave


I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'..And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna lovethis....)







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* She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Title: Re: STRESS sick leave....
Post by: Dawie on July 09, 2010, 05:04:36 am

Loved it!!! Thanks GrayBeard.
David

Title: Re: STRESS sick leave....
Post by: cherie on July 09, 2010, 02:08:32 pm

Now that is funny.