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Title: Women Drivers
Post by: ChuckD on April 02, 2014, 02:50:50 pm

Distracted Driving Incident
Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........
 
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her  Face up next to her 
Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. 
 
I looked away For a couple seconds To continue shaving
 
And when I looked back, she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. 
 
As a man, I don't scare easily.  But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt And I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. 
 
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against 
The steering wheel,  It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear which fell into my coffee which was Between my legs, Splashed,  And burned Big Jim and the Twins, Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers,And disconnected an
Important call. 
 
Damn women drivers!

 
 
 

Title: Re: Women Drivers
Post by: Merlin on April 02, 2014, 03:39:37 pm

Really no answer to that is there... ;D ;D ;D

***Merlin***

Title: Re: Women Drivers
Post by: Rover2 on April 02, 2014, 09:04:22 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Women Drivers
Post by: wombatie on April 03, 2014, 01:32:27 am

 :o :o :o :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg