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Title: Senior seating
Post by: ChuckD on March 31, 2014, 02:59:49 pm

Theatre Seats For Seniors

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The old man just groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more
impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to
call the manager."

Once again, the old man just groaned. The usher marched briskly back
up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled
man, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right
buddy what's your name?"

"Fred," the old man moaned.
"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred
replied, "The balcony."

Title: Re: Senior seating
Post by: spirithorse on April 01, 2014, 12:50:07 am

Ooh, Groaner! LOL
Thanks for sharing and God Bless! Spirithorse

Title: Re: Senior seating
Post by: wombatie on April 01, 2014, 01:28:38 am

 :o :o :o  Oh Dear, I'm not sure whether to laugh or just  ::)

Marg

Title: Re: Senior seating
Post by: Keefie on April 01, 2014, 06:06:17 am

 :D :D :D lol

Title: Re: Senior seating
Post by: Marcellarius on April 01, 2014, 10:06:14 am

HAHAHA
thanks for that laugh! ;D

Title: Re: Senior seating
Post by: mickey357 on April 01, 2014, 10:22:44 am

Didn't see that ending coming .  :) :)

Title: Re: Senior seating
Post by: newfie on April 01, 2014, 10:44:15 am

LOL

Title: Re: Senior seating
Post by: Rover2 on April 01, 2014, 08:28:58 pm

Still laughing 8) 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D