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Title: Flies
Post by: jerry1939 on March 25, 2014, 12:43:24 pm

The wife walks into the kitchen and sees her husband sneaking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked. 
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh," she said, "Getting any?"
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females."
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
"Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone."

Title: Re: Flies
Post by: Keefie on March 25, 2014, 12:44:49 pm

a man who likes to live dangerously lol, Love it  :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Flies
Post by: newfie on March 25, 2014, 12:50:02 pm

lol

Title: Re: Flies
Post by: Marcellarius on March 25, 2014, 02:39:05 pm

hahaha, guess they start fighting ;)

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Post by: Rover2 on March 25, 2014, 07:09:09 pm

Nice. LOL  :) :) :) :)

Title: Re: Flies
Post by: wombatie on March 26, 2014, 12:05:27 am

 :o :o :o   :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Flies
Post by: Merlin on March 26, 2014, 06:04:47 am

a man that knows his flies  ;D ;D ;D ;D

***Merlin***