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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: king310 on February 14, 2014, 06:54:46 am

Title: Be My Valentine
Post by: king310 on February 14, 2014, 06:54:46 am: 10 short poems to get your love to take notice

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not..

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother...

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Title: Re: Be My Valentine
Post by: yyyyyguy on February 14, 2014, 09:36:19 am: Have to assume you are divorced
Title: Re: Be My Valentine
Post by: Judy Hunter on February 14, 2014, 10:48:48 am: :D Made my day!!
Title: Re: Be My Valentine
Post by: rob roy on February 14, 2014, 10:49:47 am: Could Gary possibly have a DEATH WISH. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. Stay warm Gary.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: Be My Valentine
Post by: Marcellarius on February 14, 2014, 11:41:57 am: Hey King,
I think the same as yyyyyguy, or I guess your spouse doesn't have the password for Steve's website ;)
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Post by: Keefie on February 14, 2014, 02:22:42 pm: I used some of those when I was married!!!! - maybe that's what went wrong!!! lol ::) ::)
Title: Re: Be My Valentine
Post by: wombatie on February 15, 2014, 03:39:43 am: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg