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Title: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: king310 on February 06, 2014, 06:15:41 pm: Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting

for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
Title: Re: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: GrayBeard on February 06, 2014, 06:50:35 pm: Seems just fine reasoning to me!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: wombatie on February 07, 2014, 12:57:12 am: That is definitely male logic when he LOVES his beer. :D :D :D

Marg
Title: Re: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: mickey357 on February 07, 2014, 08:56:08 am: Good come back.
Title: Re: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: rob roy on February 07, 2014, 01:14:33 pm: Sounds perfectly simple to me ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: Dan26 on February 07, 2014, 03:15:37 pm: Haha!!! Love it!!
Title: Re: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on February 07, 2014, 06:15:18 pm: Who wants a ferrari anyhow. I love beer, it makes me a golly good fellow. ....... ;D
Title: Re: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: Gabby on February 11, 2014, 04:21:01 am: Quote from: wombatie on February 07, 2014, 12:57:12 am
That is definitely male logic when he LOVES his beer. :D :D :D

Marg

Where is your Ferrari Marg? ;D ;D ;D ;D
Gabby
Title: Re: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: Danny on February 11, 2014, 08:07:09 am: I'll just stick to my Chevy and Beer.... LOL :+}
Title: Re: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: Marcellarius on February 12, 2014, 01:11:55 am: "where's your Ferrari", now that's logic !!

HAHAHA
;D :D
Title: Re: Flawless MALE LOGIC -Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Post by: Gabby on February 12, 2014, 06:42:53 am: I'm sorry Marg the devil made me do it, it was just too good to pass up.
Gabby