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Title: *** I just can?t take that chance ***
Post by: Russ C on January 12, 2014, 10:10:42 am

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can?t take that chance!"

 :D  :D  :D  :D  LMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: *** I just can?t take that chance ***
Post by: Keefie on January 12, 2014, 11:05:39 am

love it, nearly spilt my coffee again - I should know better by now not to read these and drink coffee at same time.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: *** I just can?t take that chance ***
Post by: newfie on January 12, 2014, 11:11:41 am

LOL good one Russ

Title: Re: *** I just can?t take that chance ***
Post by: wombatie on January 13, 2014, 06:45:17 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: *** I just can?t take that chance ***
Post by: Dan26 on January 13, 2014, 07:40:43 am

Hehe!! Love it. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D