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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on June 28, 2010, 05:14:55 pm

Title: A REAL Man.....
Post by: GrayBeard on June 28, 2010, 05:14:55 pm

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
Never mind.

 

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: dgman on June 28, 2010, 06:44:58 pm

Gawd! It was sounding good and mushy, and then it hit the fan! Thats funny!

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: Judy Hunter on June 28, 2010, 09:51:44 pm

Yeah and wine doesn't leave dirty socks on the floor. 
My late husband always said I was such a great woman I would put the toilet seat UP for him after I used the bathroom.  ;)

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: GrayBeard on June 29, 2010, 03:21:29 am

Now THAT is 'sweet'!
Must have been a great guy!

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: northie66 on June 29, 2010, 05:34:16 pm

You just described my BOB.  Or should I say B.O.B.   ;)

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: GrayBeard on June 29, 2010, 08:03:50 pm

B.O.B.???

Bottle Of Booze????

Big Ol' Buddy?

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: Russ C on June 29, 2010, 08:08:09 pm

My wife loves wine....  8)

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: northie66 on June 29, 2010, 08:46:13 pm

HAHAHA!  I'm sure the women know what BOB stands for!   :o

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: dgman on June 30, 2010, 12:10:18 am

OK Janet enlighten us.

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: northie66 on June 30, 2010, 06:04:51 am

Battery Operated Boyfriend

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: dgman on June 30, 2010, 10:42:28 am

I thought thats where it was going buy just couldn't figure it out ::)

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: cherie on June 30, 2010, 11:09:37 am

So very sensitive.

Title: Re: A REAL Man.....
Post by: northie66 on June 30, 2010, 05:24:05 pm

You could call it Big Ol' Buddy though. LMAO!