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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Keefie on October 20, 2013, 07:47:25 am

Title: The Cat.
Post by: Keefie on October 20, 2013, 07:47:25 am

 A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it
was dead.
'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil.
'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child
innocently.
'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it
didn't move'

Title: Re: The Cat.
Post by: EIEIO on October 20, 2013, 09:58:13 am

One of those good cats.

Title: Re: The Cat.
Post by: newfie on October 20, 2013, 12:21:18 pm

LOL

Title: Re: The Cat.
Post by: Marcellarius on October 20, 2013, 12:55:37 pm

LOL,

Title: Re: The Cat.
Post by: wombatie on October 21, 2013, 01:59:09 am

An oldie but a goody just like me.  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: The Cat.
Post by: king310 on October 24, 2013, 06:43:15 pm

PSSSSST! keefie can you tell me the punch line!

Title: Re: The Cat.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on October 24, 2013, 08:59:06 pm

Dogs are alright but a little ----cat will never hurt anyone ;D