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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: jerry1939 on October 12, 2013, 09:03:54 pm
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If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ??
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beats me... 8) ::)
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It's probably the same reason why they have to walk the whole length of the high street shops (Twice) before going back to the first shop they went in to get a pair of socks ::) ::) ::) ::) (Sorry ladies - but it is true lol)
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Hello Keefie, you sure are a glutton for punishment :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Rob Roy.
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Hello Keefie, you sure are a glutton for punishment :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Rob Roy.
Rob, this way the ladies will put me out of my misery before the Atos idiots do it - and probably less painfully too lol
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Ok Boys, lets see if I can explain this to you...............while all men are created equal, not all men use what they have been given in a positive way. Some men have their brains in their butt, others use their strength to crush beer cans or some other stupid thing. A lot of men just don't get *it*........................so we women being the superior species has to decide which short coming we are willing to put up with and also some men are more trainable then others.........it starts will their mothers teaching them the basics and then we ladies take it from there. Now are there any other questions we can answer for you????
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Ah well guys, here endeth the lesson for today. I'll go and stand in the corner. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'('
Rob Roy.
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Find your own Rob this one is taken :(
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Women marry a man hoping to change him. Men marry a woman hoping she never changes.
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Guys its like giving a women a box of choclates she has to try them all first before she decides which one is her favorite. ;) :-*
Marg
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A bit like trying to give a FISH a bath Jerry. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
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Hi Chelcass.
I'm Jerry, the guy that posted the original. Out of boredome (& being a little devilish), every now & again, I like to "Kick a Hornets Nest", run to a safe location & turn around and watch the commotion.
Your response was superb. Please give yourself a high five !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Guys its like giving a women a box of choclates she has to try them all first before she decides which one is her favorite. ;) :-*
Marg
you only said this for distraction....
because then when the box is empty women say:
I Can't choose.....
and I bet they say that it's the chocolate's fault that they gain a few pounds ;)
then they come to the point they say: all chocolate is bad.... ::)
poor chocolate, he never new what hit him..... ;D :D ;D
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Just remember both Genders can say: __________ ! Can't live with them, and can't live without them!
I tell folks I wouldn't take a Million $ for my missus but I wouldn't give a nickel for another just like her!
And she knows it!
Gabby
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Hey Jerry, I knew you were up to no good and your question was just too good to resist.........Thanks for the laugh!!
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not the same, equal, but some are more equal than others.
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This reminds me of something that Marg posted some time back.
What is the difference between "complete" and "finished"? The Newfoundland definition is.
When a man marries the right one he is complete.
When a man marries the wrong one he is finished.
When the right one catches him with the wrong one he is completely finished! ;D
I am so glad I let my wife catch me. That was almost 40 years ago. :D