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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Keefie on October 11, 2013, 04:28:11 pm

Title: Has Romance gone??
Post by: Keefie on October 11, 2013, 04:28:11 pm

Do guys always get it wrong??

 

The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.


The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:

      If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
      If you are laughing, send me your smile. 
      If you are eating, send me a bite.
      If you are drinking, send me a sip.
      If you are crying, send me your tears.


      I love you.


The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

      I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
 

Title: Re: Has Romance gone??
Post by: rob roy on October 11, 2013, 05:04:10 pm

Hi Keeefie I'll bet she was a bit FLUSHED with the reply. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Has Romance gone??
Post by: wombatie on October 12, 2013, 05:30:49 am

That was soooooo funny but Rob Roys reply was even funnier.  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Has Romance gone??
Post by: Marcellarius on October 12, 2013, 05:28:36 pm

oh yeah....
love that guy !!!