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Title: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: GrayBeard on June 27, 2010, 08:02:17 pm
Don't you just love stories about the animal kingdom.
 
>A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer
>in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
>
>The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better
>be good or you're history.

Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.

>Who wants to try out first?"
>
>The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
>chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion
>starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge toward her.
About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
>
>The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
>licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and nuzzle her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
>
>The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
>
>The tough old golfer replies,
>
>"No problem, just get that darn lion out of there."
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: Judy Hunter on June 27, 2010, 11:33:46 pm
Now THAT was funny!!!! I see all your jokes visually!!!
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: daneklund on June 28, 2010, 12:55:17 am
that was good.  I will have to watch for the circus ads.
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: BigE on June 29, 2010, 05:13:32 pm
That was funny I have to admit. Now on the lighter side...

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A:  Try a bookstore under fiction.
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: GrayBeard on June 29, 2010, 08:01:37 pm
Hello!, Big E!!!

Is the 'E' for Ed?

My nickname in High School was "Big Ed" cause I was!

Graduated at 6' and 196#'s!!!

Now still 6' and 200#'s!
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: northie66 on June 29, 2010, 08:47:07 pm
Well you've kept trim GreyBeard.   :D
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: Russ C on June 29, 2010, 08:54:01 pm
Hot Blond, no clothes. Big ho- hos. Oh yes I would be a lion. LMAO  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: northie66 on June 29, 2010, 09:00:46 pm
Russ needs a cold shower.
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: GrayBeard on June 29, 2010, 09:22:33 pm
"Cold Shower" is a myth!

Tell 'em Russ!
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: BigE on June 29, 2010, 09:46:49 pm
Hey Greybeard,
 Actually my name is Elvin. I've been called many things though. Call me
anything but late to dinner. Ha....Enjoying your humor on here, and the comebacks. Plus great info on scrolling....I think I picked up BigE from my stint in the Military. Coast Guard Aviation.
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: cherie on June 29, 2010, 10:01:00 pm
That was great Ed.  Sorry I really don't have any come backs right now, but give me time.  LOL
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: GrayBeard on June 29, 2010, 10:37:59 pm
I actually enjoy co-ed 'cold showers'!

HOT water dries out you skin!

Cold showers tighten your pores and does other neat things to the bodies!
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: dgman on June 29, 2010, 11:49:18 pm
Boy it's getting hot in here!
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: northie66 on June 30, 2010, 06:31:30 pm
I thought cold water caused shrinkage.  :o
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: GrayBeard on June 30, 2010, 09:07:11 pm
Some things react differently! You should know!
Title: Re: Help Wanted...Lion Tamer! <PG-13>
Post by: northie66 on June 30, 2010, 09:19:11 pm
Well I'm looking out for MY entertainment not yours!