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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: jerry1939 on September 30, 2013, 09:23:56 pm

Title: Burglar
Post by: jerry1939 on September 30, 2013, 09:23:56 pm

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who broke into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court". said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man.  "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.  I've been trying to do that for years!"

Title: Re: Burglar
Post by: Keefie on October 01, 2013, 03:02:50 am

LOL I tried that for years too  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Burglar
Post by: Marcellarius on October 01, 2013, 02:09:06 pm

LOL ;D :D

Title: Re: Burglar
Post by: wombatie on October 07, 2013, 01:43:39 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D  Oh anyone could get in without waking me once I am asleep its just getting to sleep that is the problem.   :D :D :D

Marg