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Title: Gotta Love the Irish!
Post by: Billy in Va on September 29, 2013, 06:01:43 pm

At the National Art Gallery , in Dublin Ireland , a Canadian couple were staring at a portrait that had
 them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men, totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises but the one in the middle, had a pink .
 
 The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of the black man in a predominately white, patriarchal society.
 
 ?In fact,? he pointed out, ?some serious critics believe that the pink  also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.?
 
 After the curator left, an Irish man approached the couple and said, ?Would you like to know what the painting is really about??
 
 ?Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?? asked the husband.
 
 ?Because I?m the guy who painted it.? he replied.
 ?In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They?re just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

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Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on September 29, 2013, 06:45:38 pm

Good one Billy, I was taken totally off guard with that one. Thanks for the laugh.

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Post by: newfie on September 29, 2013, 07:46:49 pm

LMFAO

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Post by: Keefie on September 30, 2013, 04:01:38 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D good one Billy.

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Post by: rob roy on September 30, 2013, 05:53:26 am

Makes a change from us Scots getting slated Billy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.

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Post by: Dan26 on September 30, 2013, 07:22:40 am

Gotta love those Irish's sense of humor. Thanks for the jokes.

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Post by: Gabby on October 01, 2013, 12:26:42 am

Yeah but the joke was written by an Eskimo. LOLOLOL
Gabby

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Post by: wombatie on October 03, 2013, 05:52:52 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  Good one.

Marg

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Post by: Marcellarius on October 04, 2013, 01:31:39 pm

LOL ;D :D

did passed it on ::)
got a lot of laughs ;)