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Title: Chevy Trucks
Post by: jerry1939 on September 22, 2013, 03:00:17 pm

95% of all Chevy trucks that were ever built are still on the road.




The rest made it home.

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: Keefie on September 22, 2013, 03:39:38 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D made me smile lol

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: Rapid Roger on September 22, 2013, 04:38:46 pm

I liked that! I'm not a  Shovey fan, can you tell?  ;)


Reminded me of another one I  heard not long ago...

95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Rog

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: jscott2 on September 22, 2013, 05:19:14 pm

Had to read it three times before I got it - good one.

Jim

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: GrayBeard on September 22, 2013, 06:57:08 pm

Anybody remember?

FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: jerry1939 on September 22, 2013, 08:57:34 pm

Do you also remember;

"Friends don't let friends drive Fords"?

jerry
Iowa

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on September 22, 2013, 09:41:32 pm

I remember all of these. Ford, Chev, Dodge, I have had them all, name doesn't matter as long as it gets you from point A to point B.  ;D

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: Marcellarius on September 23, 2013, 01:41:42 am

nice one Jerry!

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: Rapid Roger on September 23, 2013, 09:23:24 am

FORD means......"First On Race Day".

Rog

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: newfie on September 23, 2013, 09:49:50 am

Quote from: Rapid Roger on September 23, 2013, 09:23:24 am

FORD means......"First On Race Day".

Rog

or "Found On Road Dead" ;D
                "Four Old Rusty Doors" ;D

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: newfie on September 23, 2013, 09:51:32 am

Dodge is "Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere" ;D

Title: Re: Chevy Trucks
Post by: jerry1939 on September 23, 2013, 10:47:37 am

When a young guy sees a good looking gal wearing a tight leather outfit, do you know why his hands start to perspire, his heart beats a little faster and his knees start to feel weak?

It's because she smells like a new truck.

jerry
Iowa