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Title: Heart Surgeon Funeral
Post by: Gabby on July 27, 2013, 08:57:30 pm

Story of the Funeral for a Heart Surgeon:


This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral...


A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...

A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said:
 
'I'm so sorry... I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist!'

The priest fainted!......................
 
Then the Proctologist started laughing?

Gabby   ;D

Title: Re: Heart Surgeon Funeral
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on July 27, 2013, 09:04:59 pm

Good one Gabby ;D

Title: Re: Heart Surgeon Funeral
Post by: Keefie on July 28, 2013, 04:54:06 am

Heard that one before Gabby, but it still makes me curl up laughing.

Keefie.

Title: Re: Heart Surgeon Funeral
Post by: newfie on July 28, 2013, 08:03:43 am

LOL

Title: Re: Heart Surgeon Funeral
Post by: dunk on July 28, 2013, 11:52:58 am

Too funny had to share.... :D :D :D

Title: Re: Heart Surgeon Funeral
Post by: wombatie on July 29, 2013, 06:43:20 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D   10/10 for that one Gabby.

Marg

Title: Re: Heart Surgeon Funeral
Post by: mickey357 on August 01, 2013, 06:15:14 pm

 :D :D Liked that one, have to sent it friends.  :D :D