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Title: I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: king310 on July 25, 2013, 09:39:12 pm
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband
seems to lose his temper for no reason, and it scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband
is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish  but don't swallow it until he either leaves
the room or goes to bed and falls asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and
reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he
calmed right down! How does a glass  of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick...."
Title: Re: I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tdpainter on July 25, 2013, 09:42:55 pm
LOL ;D good one there King
Title: Re: I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: wombatie on July 26, 2013, 02:55:18 am
 :o :o :o :o   :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg
Title: Re: I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: rob roy on July 26, 2013, 06:37:59 am
good one King. Worth a try. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Rob Roy.
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Post by: Marcellarius on July 26, 2013, 07:02:23 am
HAHAHA, LOL :D ;D :D

help me out here, shall I forward it to my wife? ::)
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Post by: Keefie on July 26, 2013, 10:46:33 am
Quote from: Marcellarius on July 26, 2013, 07:02:23 am
HAHAHA, LOL :D ;D :D

help me out here, shall I forward it to my wife? ::)
Only if you can run fast enough lol

love it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: chelcass on July 26, 2013, 12:23:22 pm
LOL!  I don't really think that would be a good idea Marcel.......................
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Post by: Dakota Saw Dust on July 27, 2013, 12:19:44 am
Some Doctors are just street smart.   ;)
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Post by: Marcellarius on July 27, 2013, 03:41:09 am
Keith, just did my exercises and I forwarded it......
and now I'll just sit and see what happens.... LOL
so if you don't see me for a little while.... hahahaha
Title: Re: I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Gabby on July 30, 2013, 03:41:18 am
Roy this is something all us guys should learn, only I suggest good booze of your choice instead of water.
Water rusts your pipes and makes you pee!
Where are those horses we are going to rustle?
Gabby