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Title: Snoring Wife
Post by: troy_curtis on July 13, 2013, 01:00:39 am
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I need something for my wife."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean you need something for your wife?"

He says, "Well Doc, her snoring really bothers me a lot."

The Doctor replies, "Well if it bothers you but she is sleeping so well then maybe you just need some ear plugs."

The man then says, "No, you don't understand. Her snoring doesn't just bother me it bothers a lot of other people."

"Really," Replies the doctor. "Is her snoring really that loud it keeps other people up?"

"No, Doc," He says. "It isn't such a bad thing that her snoring keeps other people awake. The problem is they can't hear me talk over it when I am preaching."

Title: Re: Snoring Wife
Post by: newfie on July 13, 2013, 07:02:10 am
LOL  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Snoring Wife
Post by: Keefie on July 13, 2013, 09:41:01 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D love it.
Title: Re: Snoring Wife
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on July 13, 2013, 11:23:34 am
Gotta share that one with the reverend.