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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on June 22, 2010, 11:06:00 am
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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
TALK TO A BARTENDER
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Good one GB! When I was a small kid I had the same fear. Didn't need a shrink though, just outgrew it :o
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Sometimes a little ingenuity is all it takes. Good one graybeard.
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Heya Ed, that was great. Now if they would incorporate that idea into some horror movies, I think it would put a new twist on monsters. LOL
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Sometimes the answer is so simple. LOL 8)