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Title: This is an old one...
Post by: Barry on June 22, 2010, 12:45:20 am

Back when gas stations had full service; a lady pulled into a station, went up to the attendant and said, "Excuse me, do you have a restroom?"
The attendant thought she said wisk broom and he said, "no ma'm, but if you want to back it over here I could probably blow it out with the air hose."  :o

Barry

Title: Re: This is an old one...
Post by: Russ C on June 22, 2010, 06:45:19 am

Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwww.LOL  8)

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Post by: Rightarm on June 22, 2010, 08:55:15 pm

    I remember working in my uncles gas staion back in the 70's. An old lady driving a caddy pulls in. I asked, " Can I pump Eythal"? Her reply was "Honey, I am Eythal". Being an 18 y/o kid. The only thing I could come up with was, "Well then can I check your oil"? Dave ;D

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Post by: GrayBeard on June 22, 2010, 10:50:39 pm

AHHHH Dave!

Did you wipe the 'dipstick' carefully?

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Post by: cherie on June 24, 2010, 11:31:36 am

I see you guys here have more than saw dust on your minds.  LOL