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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on June 17, 2010, 11:45:47 pm

Title: BREAKING NEWS ! ! !
Post by: GrayBeard on June 17, 2010, 11:45:47 pm
BP just announced that they installed a wedding ring around the leaking pipe & it quit putting out.

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Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ! ! !
Post by: dgman on June 17, 2010, 11:58:40 pm
That one has a familiar ring to it! ::)
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Post by: Russ C on June 18, 2010, 12:43:39 pm
Either that or stuff it full of Wedding Cake. That will work too.
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Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ! ! !
Post by: shissta on June 18, 2010, 07:40:31 pm
Have you noticed no women have replied to that one?  I am going to show this one to my wife.  Anyone have a couch I can sleep on?
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Post by: northie66 on June 18, 2010, 09:23:55 pm
It would have been over in 3 minutes anyway ;)
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Post by: Rightarm on June 18, 2010, 10:10:55 pm
    I think somebody should wrap that wedding ring around one of the CEO's of BP, around their necks. Dave >:(
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ! ! !
Post by: GrayBeard on June 19, 2010, 10:50:06 am
Is anybody buying Fuel from B-P these days?
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Post by: lwsjc on June 19, 2010, 01:17:11 pm
If you quit buying from the local BP station, you are hurting the independent owner more than BP.  He is just trying to make a living.  HE HAS NO RESPONSIBILITY in the oil leak.   

If anything, you might suggest that they change suppliers when their contract with BP is up. 

Larry
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ! ! !
Post by: northie66 on June 19, 2010, 01:25:21 pm
I just get gas from wherever.  I can't be held responsible for the ways of the world. That would be a tremendous burden. Imagine having to buy only made in the USA.