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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Judy Hunter on June 17, 2010, 10:26:38 pm
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN *ahem*
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa
- half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe
- well-developed and open to trade, especially
for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain
- very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece
- gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all-conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel
- has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet
- wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 99, a man is like Iran
- ruled by nuts.
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They're gonna get you for this one!
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Judy, Judy, Judy...
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She's got a point. God gave us two heads to think with and only enough blood to use one at a time.
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Judy you are cruel
Jmbo
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Not any more I'm not. Severed the relationship. LOL
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Thats funny.....and true
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hahahaha! That was hilarious!
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So Judy. I guess from the geography lesson, men like to stay in one place and are predictable, where as woman are all over the globe and you never know where they are going next.
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Yes we are much more willing to learn and experience new things whereas you guys are very predictable which is not always an good thing. The only reason you like to stay in one place is that you can't get lost there. :P ;D
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And I know, of course we will never ask for directions. LOL
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Why do you suppose Moses wandered the desert for so long? He wouldn't ask for directions either. :D
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Perhaps you weren't there
Jimbo